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[sassymaru]

THATS ALL???

YOURE WORSE THAN NICK WHERES MY ADVICE

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[grimmopedia]

What advice do you need? You made out with him. If it sucked don't do it again. If it didn't suck go do it again.

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[sassymaru]

BUT WHAT IF IT MEANS RELATIONSHIP

RELATIONSHIP

I

DONT KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT

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[grimmopedia]

Dude you've met me. You are barking up the wrong tree here.

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[sassymaru]

BUT

N NOI NEED

SOMEONE

i cant talk to nick hes the one i susually talk to

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[grimmopedia]

Get your needs filled by your boyfriend! Or talk to Nick. Or can do what everyone else does and go get laid. Which is pretty much the same

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[grimmopedia]

thing as the first one.

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[sassymaru]

i cant talk to him i just said i cant talk to him hes an assfuck

what if ray wants relationship

i cant do that i dont think

H E L P

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[grimmopedia]

You're telling me.

Then you'll mess it up and then it won't be a problem. So don't worry about it.

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[sassymaru]

when you say that and youre sleeping with him it takes on a really weird context

...

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[sassymaru]

THAT DOESN'T HELP ANYTHING GOD DAMMIT

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[grimmopedia]

That wasn't what I meant! And how was that anything but helpful? What do you want me to say?

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[sassymaru]

I DONT KNOW SOMETHING

HELPFUL

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[grimmopedia]

If he made out with you once then he'll probably want to do it again. If you like him, do that again. Chances are he's worse at this then you are.

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[sassymaru]

but

but

i dont

i dont do this kind of thing

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[grimmopedia]

Oh. Then dump him.

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[sassymaru]

JSFJDSJFDKHSDKJSDFKJSDKJSFD

I

UGHHHHHH

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[grimmopedia]

Dude, what is that supposed to spell? I thought your phone had spell check or something.

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[sassymaru]

its a keysmash get with the times

goddammit

im going to scream

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[grimmopedia]

A keysmash means you're going to scream? How the hell does that work?

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[sassymaru]

oh my god learn to use modern communcation

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[grimmopedia]

There is nothing wrong with the classics. Learn how to communicate like a normal person.

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[sassymaru]

im not going to CALL YOU when im naked int he bath tub ok

thats just weird

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[grimmopedia]

You're texting me while your naked? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Why would you tell me that?

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[sassymaru]

i say that to everyone